Thunder Rector

Strain Name: Thunder Rector

Breeder: 209 Seed Co

Type: Hybrid (60% Indica / 40% Sativa)

Genetics: Matanuska Thunderfuck x Holy Roller OG

Description:

Born in the lightning-soaked fields of NorCal and raised in the underground labs of 209 Seed Co, Thunder Rector is a thunderclap to the senses. This electrifying hybrid crosses the legendary frost-heavy Matanuska Thunderfuck with the spiritually grounded Holy Roller OG, producing a strain that’s equally divine and devastating.

Aroma & Flavor:

Thunder Rector bursts open with heavy notes of crushed black pepper, wet cedarwood, and citrus incense. On exhale, it smooths into sweet resin, diesel, and a whisper of grape communion wine—like getting hit by a sermon and a blunt at the same time.

Effects:

Expect a slow-rolling cerebral rise followed by a thunderous body crash. Euphoria floods the brain first—ideal for creative bursts, existential journaling, or just arguing about aliens at 2 a.m. As the high deepens, the indica roots take hold, massaging stress, melting muscles, and potentially gluing you to a pew (or couch).

THC: 23–27%

CBD: <1%

Top Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Limonene

Medical Use:

• Anxiety relief
• Chronic pain
• Insomnia
• Crisis of faith

Grow Info:

Thunder Rector grows bushy and bold, with dense, frosty nugs wrapped in deep green and streaks of violet under cool nights. Suitable for indoor prophets and outdoor rebels alike. Finishes flowering in about 8–9 weeks.